(BG3) Baldur’s Gate 3 – Random Astarion Character Party Banter / Dialogue

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Yet another one of my Astarion character pages. This time we will be focusing on the various random party dialogue.

I have also included some of the cruel and evil comments that Aunty Ethel says to Astarion too, during the battle with her. I know this isn’t party dialogue as such but whatever.

Let us begin.. I will hopefully be adding more whenever the full game gets released. All of this so far has been taken from the Early Access stage of the game.

MORE:

• Gale Dialogue
• Astarion Dialogue
• Other Baldur’s Gate III – Videos

RANDOM ASTARION PARTY BANTER DIALOGUE (INC AUNTIE ETHEL)

PARTY BANTER 1 –

• SHADOWHEART: You know what I really miss about Baldur’s Gate? The food. Freshest fish I’ve ever had.
• ASTARION: I don’t care for fish. Red meat – now that’s a different matter. Rare as can be… dripping.
• SHADOWHEART: Well unless we find a cure you won’t have any teeth to chew it with soon enough

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PARTY BANTER 2 –

• ASTARION: I am enjoying our walks together aren’t you, Gale?
• GALE: Hmm… Sure. In silence

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PARTY BANTER 3 –

• SHADOWHEART: Do you have someone waiting for you in Baldur’s Gate, Astarion? A sweetheart perhaps?
• ASTARION: Not one in particular. The city is a veritable feast of sweethearts.
• SHADOWHEART: You must be eager to get back then. Slimmer pickings out in this wilderness

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PARTY BANTER 4 –

• ASTARION: Ever heard of a vampire called Cazador, Wyll?
• WYLL: I don’t think so. Why? Friend of yours?
• GALE: He’s patriarch of the Szaar family. Nasty fellow, if the histories are accurate.
• ASTARION: I imagine they are.

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AUNTY ETHEL TAUNT 1 –

AUNTY ETHEL: Deep down, you like being leashed, don’t you?

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PARTY BANTER 5 –

• LAE’ZEL: Feed if you must, Astarion. But give me so much as a hungry look, and I’ll drive a stake through your heart
• ASTARION: Ooh, I do so very like spicy food

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PARTY BANTER 6 –

• ASTARION: You fight well, but you’re so efficient. Why not have a little fun?
• LAE’ZEL: Fun? I fight to win, not to make spectacles.
• ASTARION: What a waste

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(NEARING BLIGHTED VILLAGE)

ASTARION: Goblins. I can smell trouble ahead.

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AUNTY ETHEL TAUNT 2 –

AUNTY ETHEL: Is there still a rat stuck in your teeth, slave?

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(AFTER PUTTING POOP DUNG ON YOUR FACE. GOBLIN CAMP)

ASTARION: I like it. Suits you.

(I thought so too. Thanks Astarion)

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PARTY BANTER 7 –

• WYLL: Astarion, how is the rat diet going?
• ASTARION: It may soon come to an end if you don’t shut your mouth

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PARTY BANTER 8 –

• WYLL: Killed a few giant bats in my day, Astarion – but never hunted a vampire
• ASTARION: Just to remind you, I’m merely a spawn. It won’t count. But if you want a true vampire, I’m happy to recommend one.

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PARTY BANTER 9 –

• WYLL: What I wouldn’t give for a drink right now
• ASTARION: Me too. Keep an eye out for any passing vagrants.
• WYLL: I’m afraid you will have to content yourself with vagrant chickens

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PARTY BANTER 10 –

• SHADOWHEART: So. A vampire spawn and a monster hunter in the same group. We’re not going to have any trouble, are we?
• ASTARION: Excuse me? Since this tadpole, I’m barely a monster at all. I just want to survive, same as you.
• WYLL: I don’t see a problem, as long as mister fang there keeps his appetite in check.

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PARTY BANTER 11 –

• SHADOWHEART: So, Astarion. Which of us would you rather feed on? if you had free reign?
• ASTARION: Ah! Wyll. No question. He’s strong, fast, and righteous. I’m salivating already.
• SHADOWHEART: Hmm… interesting.
• ASTARION: You sound disappointed. I’ll bite you if you ask.
• SHADOWHEART: I’m sure you would. Don’t sound so eager.

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PARTY BANTER 12 –

• ASTARION: So, you know about these parasites. Will we survive them?
• LAE’ZEL: Only if my people extract them. The only other cure is the blade.
• ASTARION: Okay. Wonderful

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PARTY BANTER 13 –

• ASTARION: A question for our master monster hunter; How would you approach killing a vampire?
• WYLL: A full on vamp, you mean? Lure it into the sun, drive a stake through it’s heart. And that’s not the end of it. The suckers are wily. No offence.
• ASTARION: None taken. Wiliness keeps me alive. More or less.

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PARTY BANTER 14 –

• ASTARION: So, do you have any loves waiting for you once this is all over?
• GALE: You know what – that is not the easiest question for me to answer
• SHADOWHEART: You mean just waiting, like a love-sick puppy? Short-term amusements are much less hassle

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PARTY BANTER 15 –

• LAE’ZEL: Poetry is torture – your master’s quite clever, Astarion. Don’t you agree?
• ASTARION: You and I have very different definitions of ‘clever’

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PARTY BANTER 16 –

• ASTARION: That Orb seems powerful. What can it do once it is extracted?
• GALE: Nothing good can come out of it unless it is contained. Why?
• ASTARION: It might be useful. Who knows?

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RELATED GUIDES / LINKS:

• Baldur’s Gate 3 – Guides Playlist (Written)
• Baldur’s Gate 3 – Guides Playlist (Videos)
• Baldur’s Gate 3 – Other/Various (Party Banter, Approval Sheets, Disapproval Sheets)
• Baldur’s Gate 3 – Our Game Review
• Baldur’s Gate 3 – Various Character Dialogue Choices